August 29, 2006

Here's... Jesus!

Hey!
Jesus came back!

Most of us have missed him so far...

Dang it!


freakin' nutjob...

Aug 29, 2006 12:52:00 PM | odd and wrong

11 Comments

jane

HQ'd in Miami, huh? Now I know why God is sending so many storms that way! "No such thing as Satan"...hum...wonder what hes trying to hide (possibly a tail and some horns?).

In the name of all that is holy, how do people fall for this crap (ooops, sorry)? Are they that desperate to cling on to what is so clearly a hoax, nothing more then a scam, that they just can't see that the one true God is right there for the asking?

We seriously need to pray for his followers!

Posted by: jane | August 29, 2006 at 01:54 PM

Jim

Well, finally! That solves all my questions about eschatology. :)

Posted by: Jim | August 29, 2006 at 02:48 PM

Jon

My favorite quote:

"If this is a cult, it's the best cult I've ever seen. It's a nice cult!"

Posted by: Jon | August 29, 2006 at 03:49 PM

josh

if you think that's crazy. check this out.

http://www.jesuscampthemovie.com/

Posted by: josh | August 29, 2006 at 04:22 PM

Ariah Fine

Bummer, we all missed it.

Posted by: Ariah Fine | August 29, 2006 at 07:38 PM

jason

Somebody better tell that Christopher Walken guy that the real Jesus lives in my heart!

Posted by: jason | August 29, 2006 at 07:53 PM

John

It "appears to fit the primary criteria of a destructive cult."

Ya think?

Posted by: John | August 30, 2006 at 05:30 AM

Dan Lee

Wow, ok so when I pray is that tinggling feeling just my imagination? He is a nut job or a confussed indervidual.

Posted by: Dan Lee | August 30, 2006 at 08:57 AM

tadd Grandstaff

WOW! Thats crazy...why am I trying to plant a church when Jesus himself is arleady he walking the earth....man I guess my mission for life is not pointless!!!! :)

Posted by: tadd Grandstaff | August 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Blake Blunkall

These Baptists are really over the top!!!!

Posted by: Blake Blunkall | August 31, 2006 at 01:18 PM

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