Ladies and Gentlemen...

I give you, quite possibly, the most ignorant, wrong-headed critique of the emerging church EVER.

(And brother, that's saying something!)

I give you: Why Al Qaeda Supports the Emergent Church

I was pretty sure... actually, I was hoping this was a joke.
It's not.

That's right you lefty-loving, Osama-cuddling, cappuccino-sipping, truth-relativising, surrender monkeys... YOU are losing us this here war on terror!

Support the war effort! Burn a McLaren book today!