"As president, I would solve all the world’s problems by creating a
reality TV show where think tanks compete for the best solutions to
everything from health care to energy policy to immigration. The judges
would be experts who help viewers sort out the squirrel sh*t from the
caviar, but the final decisions would be made by viewers, just like on
American Idol.
I think you can see many problems with this plan. But you have to compare it to the current political process where idiots elect liars to transfer wealth to crooks. How's that working out for you?"
See, that's a really good point...
