(I found this note in an old file of blog ideas. I honestly can't remember if this is original, or if I found it somewhere else or what. Google was no help to me. So, if this is yours, thanks!)
6 things you never want to hear your pastor say...
6. "And because it illustrates my point so well, just one more story about my kids..."
5. "For the last time, the money was just *resting* in my account!"
4. "If you'll open your Bibles to the book of Lamentations..."
3. "I saw the most amazing thing at this conference last month and I've been thinking..."
2. "Now, point 18, and don't worry- I only have a few more..."
1. "Hi... it's Pastor. I know it's late, but... I need someone to come bail me out."