Okay- Bonus points to anyone who
1. can take John Darby/Hal Lindsey/Tim LaHaye's reading of Revelation and put it into song
2. rhyme "whore" with "sore"- Gold star for the line "When Babylon the whore gets fried."
3. call Barack Obama "the Leopard King." That sounds totally badass.
And just for the record- even most good dispensationalists would say this guy's a few fries short of a Happy Meal™
Points off for turning the Good News into really, really bad (and weird) news. Sheesh.
(Update: This guy is a Catholic Dispensationalist. I think quite possibly the first in history. He's also the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" AND the "Co-Prophet of the End Times." Yeah.)
(Update 2: Use a condom, miss the Rapture!)
(ht: Aaron Stewart)