End Times Anthem

Okay- Bonus points to anyone who

1. can take John Darby/Hal Lindsey/Tim LaHaye's reading of Revelation and put it into song

2. rhyme "whore" with "sore"- Gold star for the line "When Babylon the whore gets fried."

3. call Barack Obama "the Leopard King." That sounds totally badass.

 

And just for the record- even most good dispensationalists would say this guy's a few fries short of a Happy Meal™

Points off for turning the Good News into really, really bad (and weird) news. Sheesh.

(Update: This guy is a Catholic Dispensationalist. I think quite possibly the first in history. He's also the "Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" AND the "Co-Prophet of the End Times." Yeah.)

(Update 2: Use a condom, miss the Rapture!)

(ht: Aaron Stewart)

Comments

[Aaron Stewart]

I didn't really understand the End Times until I watched this insightful music video.

[Dan Brown]

How come we haven't done an old-fashioned whore-fryin' at Evergreen lately?

[jeremy]

wow... i sat through that whole thing. I was hoping the rapture would come during the song, because that may be the most torture i've ever experienced in my life. I thought for sure I was supposed to miss all the trials of tribulation.

[mike swalm]

Thanks bob, for that highly informative video, and the excellent musical arrangement accompanying the sound biblical interpretation. i think my brain just leaked out of my ears. and somewhere angels are weeping.

[brambonius]

Now I see clearly!

catholic dispensationalism will be the Church of the future!

Oh wait

it was the end of the world, wasn't it?