Every once in awhile it's fun to pop over to Church Sign Generator.com and see some real... and some real crazy... church signs. You can even make your own if you want!
Anyway... can I just say again for the record that
1. If you think a pithy saying on a sign is going to bring people in... weeeeelllllll...
and
2. You need to be MORE CAREFUL
No- it's not enough to spell check...
You gotta do more.
I know it's a lot of work, but you MUST... make sure moving one or two letters will not drastically change the meaning of your sign.
And you must...
...think dirty. I know, I know... It's not what you want to be doing... But in the same way that you run through possible permutations of the names you are considering for your children in a probably vain effort to tease-proof them, you must think through what people might see when they look at your sign with less-than-pure thoughts.
Seriously.
Update: You are not listening...
Anyway... can I just say again for the record that
1. If you think a pithy saying on a sign is going to bring people in... weeeeelllllll...
and
2. You need to be MORE CAREFUL
No- it's not enough to spell check...
You gotta do more.
I know it's a lot of work, but you MUST... make sure moving one or two letters will not drastically change the meaning of your sign.
And you must...
...think dirty. I know, I know... It's not what you want to be doing... But in the same way that you run through possible permutations of the names you are considering for your children in a probably vain effort to tease-proof them, you must think through what people might see when they look at your sign with less-than-pure thoughts.
Seriously.
Update: You are not listening...
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