
Wow... that's, uh... You should totally plant a church!
Maybe if I look at it from back here...

No, really... you should plant a church!

Oh, for pete's sake... plant a freakin' church already!

Oh for the love of all that is holy why will you not send some of those people out and plant a church????

Oh.
Wouldn't that be like asking for brain eating zombies to reproduce? Isn't one enough!?!? ;-)
Posted by: Big Chris | May 15, 2009 at 07:55 PM
LOL:) I don't think I would want them to send ANY of their cronies to plant a church in my area...stay in Houston, please!!
Posted by: Troy Hamby | May 16, 2009 at 05:25 AM
I agree - yikes - but I don't want them planting churches either. Jesus already planted His church once. I think that's enough. Any further church plants gets people confused by thinking they belong to one church and not another - and Christ's church is divided. Unfortunately people end up thinking that growing Christ's church means making bigger buildings and organizations like this. Yikes!
Posted by: Jon | May 16, 2009 at 05:50 AM
We've got enough going against us--can we please not trash the folks who go to Osteen's Church, even if we have our differences? Don't we believe in redemption? Even an Osteenite can become transformed from a consumer of religion to an agent of missio Dei.
Posted by: Nate | May 18, 2009 at 11:47 AM
There's a difference between "trashing people who go to Osteens church" (I'm not) and trashing the philosophy that spends 75million on a sports stadium so I can fit 60000 people in one room on a Sunday (I am!)
Posted by: bobhyatt | May 18, 2009 at 01:33 PM
i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Posted by: Mike | May 20, 2009 at 09:56 AM
i lol'd
Posted by: Wes Woodell | May 23, 2009 at 10:22 PM